" have kittens "

 [ "have kittens" ]

1: freak right the fuck out

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: Your grades are dropping! Are you on drugs?!?! 

 [ "have kittens" ]

1: (idiom) to have a fit.

  * e.g.,  ... Stop tickling me or I'll have kittens! 

 [ "have kittens" ]

2: Used in both humorous and serious situations.

 [ "have kittens" ]

3: Also, cast a kitten.

 [ "Having Kittens" ]

1: If someone is getting particularly worked-up about something (usually excited/annoyed).

  * e.g.,  ... Luther: So is Katie excited about getting into Harvard's? 

 [ "having kittens" ]

1: Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

  * e.g.,  ... Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate. 

 [ "Having Kittens" ]

1: Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off" 

 [ "having kittens" ]

1: v. To be excited or surprised

  * e.g.,  ... Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens! 

 [ "having kittens" ]

2: by an event.

  * e.g.,  ... Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens! 

 [ "having kittens" ]

3: v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

 [ "Cats have kittens" ]

1: An idiom that refers to a child exhibiting similar behavior to that of his or her parent. A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

  * e.g.,  ... "Goddamn, John's kid is just as bat-shit crazy as he is." 

 [ "Have kittens" ]

1: feel really tense or angry.

  * e.g.,  ... When Sarah realized she left her phone on the bus, she thought she might have kittens.